Debates
A Bicyclops Built For Two
And until then, I can never die? Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school!
- I can explain. It's very valuable.
- A true inspiration for the children.
Mother's Day
And from now on you're all named Bender Jr. Soothe us with sweet lies. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist! You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me!
Proposition Infinity
I just told you! You've killed me! How much did you make me? Well, then good news! It's a suppository. It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!
- And until then, I can never die?
- Oh right. I forgot about the battle.
- Hello Morbo, how's the family?
- Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!
- Belligerent and numerous.
Proposition Infinity
We're also Santa Claus! I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. And when we woke up, we had these bodies.